supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

(via nerdofmanyfandoms)


mysterybot:

I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.

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#how to summon satan

Oh my god.

This Is so goddamned eerie

IM SCARED

Ḩ̛͔̥̣̻̣̫̰͈̤̦̒̋ͯͧ͜͢A͂̐̅͊̒̏̾̽͊̄̒ͥ͌͌̿҉̶̖̞̳̞̦̖̗̜̻͚͇̥̭̯͟Iͩͬ͆̈́͐҉̝̬͙͖̭̣̬̙L̴̨̥̩̫͓̩̩̙͉͇̉ͬ̄́̌̑͒ͤ̾͛͑́ ̝͉̱̦̪̇̀̒ͩͪͮ̆̎̈́̒ͫ̆͟S̶̥̖̩̝ͫ̿͊͂̉̆͌̓̄͑̐͒ͦͧͫ̎ͬ̓̀̀A̛͋̊̾ͬ̓ͮ̏ͦ̉̍ͫ̑ͣ͗̎̕͜͜҉͈͖͔̮͖̻̤͓̙̙̹͓̖Ţ̷̻͙̣̪̮̠̙̊̿̄̄̈́ͧͨ͛́́̀ͅÃ̶̵̯͖͉͔͎̜̫̥͖̞̤̟̳ͨͤ̅͗͐͒ͧ̕͢ͅN̷̶̢̨̙͕͓̮̫̳̠͕͈̭͕̩̞̣̣̯̺̔̓ͥ̍͗̓ͩ̏ͬ͐̀ͯͮ͌ͥ͋͡

(via cheesegraterexpllocookiemonster)


artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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(via skyhawksgamers)


illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

(via cheesegraterexpllocookiemonster)


aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing

(via cheesegraterexpllocookiemonster)


firebloodandice:


knife goes in...here!










When I saw this I feared for whoever was going to next open that cupboard because the knife would just fall on their face

firebloodandice:

knife goes in...here!

When I saw this I feared for whoever was going to next open that cupboard because the knife would just fall on their face


make me choose »  asked amy/eleven or amy/rory?

(via mollyhopoer)


Family: come downstairs and spend some time with us
Me: faction before blood
Family: come down here now!
Me: I am divergent and cannot be controlled
Family: I'm giving you to the count of five! 1 2 3 4-
Me: ha four

forgottenwinterfrost:

aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

(via allons-y-baby)